Posted: 23. February, 2010
We all know jokes about blond women. How about skinny people? Stay-slim-forever.com goal is to collect the biggest skinny jokes collection in world wide web. Every week in this article we post new jokes, so stay tuned. Don’t forget to bookmark this page.
Here we go:
Yo mama so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when she holds her arms up she falls through her shirt and hangs herself.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs.
Yo mama so skinny, she could dive through a fence.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she’d look like a push pin.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo Mama’s so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo Mama’s so skinny and flat, she’s the only woman in the world with two backs.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
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